Count Duckula

In the of Transyl-vania
In the Vampire Hall of Fame yeah
There's not a vampire zanier that
DUCKULA!
He won't bite beast or man
'Cos he's a vegetarian
AARRRRGH!!
And things never run to plan for
DUCKULA!
If you're lookin' for some fun
You can always count upon
The wild and wacky one they call
DUCKULA!
Heh, Heh, Heh. Count Duckula. Heh, Heh, Heh.